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Wahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh why does her name have to be Shelley! She IS the tawtiest! And she has the extra E in her name! I also HATE feet! I can't believe you were violated in such a way.

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I’m so sorry Shelly—you are by far the best Shelly of all the Shellys and Shelleys in the whole wide world.

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You had me at: “I’d rather stuff my vagina with mosquitoes.”

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I just sprayed my coffee 🤣🤣🤣

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Just do you know, I’m liking this post without even reading it (which I will) because that headline has me 🤣🤣🤣

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🤣🤣🤣 it’s a trip

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Oct 26Liked by Lisa Hides

uhhh what

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This is a reasonable response.

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